Linux Food

        A new chef from India was fired a week after starting the job.  He
kept favoring curry.

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
                -- Ziggy

        A wife started serving chopped meat, Monday hamburger, Tuesday meat
loaf, Wednesday tartar steak, and Thursday meatballs.  On Friday morning her
husband snarled, "How now, ground cow?"

Actor:  So what do you do for a living?
Doris:  I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving
        dishes for Chinese restaurants.
                -- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"

Actually, my goal is to have a sandwich named after me.

        "And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?"
asked the father of his little son.
        "Diet."

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.

Anything that is good and useful is made of chocolate.

As he had feared, his orders had been forgotten and everyone had brought
the potato salad.

As with most fine things, chocolate has its season.  There is a simple
memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time
to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A,
E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
                -- Sandra Boynton, "Chocolate: The Consuming Passion"