| Linux Food: 8 of 198 |
A wife started serving chopped meat, Monday hamburger, Tuesday meat
loaf, Wednesday tartar steak, and Thursday meatballs. On Friday morning her
husband snarled, "How now, ground cow?"
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Actor: So what do you do for a living?
Doris: I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving
dishes for Chinese restaurants.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
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Actually, my goal is to have a sandwich named after me.
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"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?"
asked the father of his little son.
"Diet."
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Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
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Anything that is good and useful is made of chocolate.
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As he had feared, his orders had been forgotten and everyone had brought
the potato salad.
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As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple
memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time
to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A,
E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
-- Sandra Boynton, "Chocolate: The Consuming Passion"
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Be careful when you bite into your hamburger.
-- Derek Bok
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BOO! We changed Coke again! BLEAH! BLEAH!
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