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All newspaper editorial writers ever do is come down from the hills after
the battle is over and shoot the wounded.

An editor is one who separates the wheat from the chaff and prints the chaff.
                -- Adlai Stevenson

"... And remember: if you don't like the news, go out and make some of
your own."
                -- "Scoop" Nisker, KFOG radio reporter Preposterous Words

And that's the way it is...
                -- Walter Cronkite

Earth Destroyed by Solar Flare -- film clips at eleven.

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.

Everything you read in newspapers is absolutely true, except for that
rare story of which you happen to have first-hand knowledge.
                -- Erwin Knoll

FLASH!
Intelligence of mankind decreasing.
Details at ... uh, when the little hand is on the ....

... Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror,
and you would not have been informed.

I only know what I read in the papers.
                -- Will Rogers