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FLASH!
Intelligence of mankind decreasing.
Details at ... uh, when the little hand is on the ....

... Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror,
and you would not have been informed.

I only know what I read in the papers.
                -- Will Rogers

I read the newspaper avidly.  It is my one form of continuous fiction.
                -- Aneurin Bevan

I really look with commiseration over the great body of my fellow citizens
who, reading newspapers, live and die in the belief that they have known
something of what has been passing in their time.
                -- H. Truman

If I were to walk on water, the press would say I'm only doing it
because I can't swim.
                -- Bob Stanfield

If you lose your temper at a newspaper columnist, he'll get rich,
or famous or both.

In a medium in which a News Piece takes a minute and an "In-Depth"
Piece takes two minutes, the Simple will drive out the Complex.
                -- Frank Mankiewicz

Isn't it conceivable to you that an intelligent person could harbor
two opposing ideas in his mind?
                -- Adlai Stevenson, to reporters

Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism
in that by giving us the opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with
the ignorance of the community.
                -- Oscar Wilde