Linux News
fortune: 46 - 53 of 53 from linux news
Motd - Message of the Day
Humor, Quotes, Proverbs, Aphorisms... Ji Funda Jo Hai  
Daily Fortunes Feed Subscribe - Daily Fortunes - motd.ambians.com
Daily fortunes for your site
Jun 19, 2018
Motd Home     Daily Fortunes     Best of Fortunes     Worst of Fortunes

Linux News

Fortune: 46 - 53 of 53 from Linux News

Linux News:  46 of 53

The only qualities for real success in journalism are ratlike cunning, a
plausible manner and a little literary ability.  The capacity to steal
other people's ideas and phrases ... is also invaluable.
                -- Nicolas Tomalin, "Stop the Press, I Want to Get On"
 
Linux News:  47 of 53

The world really isn't any worse.  It's just that the news coverage
is so much better.
 
Linux News:  48 of 53

        "Then you admit confirming not denying you ever said that?"
        "NO! ... I mean Yes!  WHAT?"
        "I'll put `maybe.'"
                -- Bloom County
 
Linux News:  49 of 53

This is a test of the emergency broadcast system.  Had there been an
actual emergency, then you would no longer be here.
 
Linux News:  50 of 53

This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System.  If this had been an
actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?
 
Linux News:  51 of 53

This life is a test.  It is only a test.  Had this been an actual life, you
would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go.
 
Linux News:  52 of 53

Warning: Listening to WXRT on April Fools' Day is not recommended for
those who are slightly disoriented the first few hours after waking up.
                -- Chicago Reader 4/22/83
 
Linux News:  53 of 53

You know the great thing about TV?  If something important happens
anywhere at all in the world, no matter what time of the day or night,
you can always change the channel.
                -- Jim Ignatowski
« Prev Random Linux News   Next »
« Prev  1  2  3  4  5  6  Next »
Search [help]

About  |  Contact Us  |  Terms of Use  |  Privacy & Disclosure
FreeBsd Quotes  |  Linux Quotes