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"Then you admit confirming not denying you ever said that?"
"NO! ... I mean Yes! WHAT?"
"I'll put `maybe.'"
-- Bloom County
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| Linux News: 49 of 53 |
This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. Had there been an
actual emergency, then you would no longer be here.
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| Linux News: 50 of 53 |
This is a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. If this had been an
actual emergency, do you really think we'd stick around to tell you?
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| Linux News: 51 of 53 |
This life is a test. It is only a test. Had this been an actual life, you
would have received further instructions as to what to do and where to go.
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| Linux News: 52 of 53 |
Warning: Listening to WXRT on April Fools' Day is not recommended for
those who are slightly disoriented the first few hours after waking up.
-- Chicago Reader 4/22/83
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| Linux News: 53 of 53 |
You know the great thing about TV? If something important happens
anywhere at all in the world, no matter what time of the day or night,
you can always change the channel.
-- Jim Ignatowski
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