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        "For I perceive that behind this seemingly unrelated sequence
of events, there lurks a singular, sinister attitude of mind."
        "Whose?"
        "MINE! HA-HA!"

For men use, if they have an evil turn, to write it in marble:
and whoso doth us a good turn we write it in dust.
                -- Sir Thomas More

For most men life is a search for the proper manila envelope in which to
get themselves filed.
                -- Clifton Fadiman

For people who like that kind of book, that is the kind of book they will like.

For perfect happiness, remember two things:
        (1) Be content with what you've got.
        (2) Be sure you've got plenty.

For those who like this sort of thing, this is the sort of thing they like.
                -- Abraham Lincoln

"For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but
phone calls taper off."
                -- Johnny Carson

Fortune finishes the great quotations, #2

        If at first you don't succeed, think how many people
        you've made happy.

Fortune finishes the great quotations, #21

        Shall I compare thee to a Summer day?
        No, I guess not.

Fortune finishes the great quotations, #6

        "But, soft!  What light through yonder window breaks?"
        It's nothing, honey.  Go back to sleep.