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Linux People:  843 of 1231

Some people around here wouldn't recognize subtlety if it hit them on the head.
 
Linux People:  844 of 1231

Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
 
Linux People:  845 of 1231

Some people have a way about them that seems to say: "If I have
only one life to live, let me live it as a jerk."
 
Linux People:  846 of 1231

Some people have parts that are so private they themselves have no
knowledge of them.
 
Linux People:  847 of 1231

Some people's mouths work faster than their brains.  They say things they
haven't even thought of yet.
 
Linux People:  848 of 1231

Some rise by sin and some by virtue fall.
 
Linux People:  849 of 1231

Someone will try to honk your nose today.
 
Linux People:  850 of 1231

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 1 (obvious): Excuse me.  Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
 2 (meteorological): Everybody take cover.  She's going to blow.
 3 (fashionable): You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore
        something larger.  Like ... Wyoming.
 4 (personal): Well, here we are.  Just the three of us.
 5 (punctual): Alright gentlemen.  Your nose was on time but you were fifteen
        minutes late.
 6 (envious): Oooo, I wish I were you.  Gosh.  To be able to smell your
        own ear.
 7 (naughty): Pardon me, Sir.  Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't
        mind putting that thing away.
 8 (philosophical): You know.  It's not the size of a nose that's important.
        It's what's in it that matters.
 9 (humorous): Laugh and the world laughs with you.  Sneeze and it's goodbye,
        Seattle.
10 (commercial): Hi, I'm Earl Schibe and I can paint that nose for $39.95.
11 (polite): Ah.  Would you mind not bobbing your head.  The orchestra keeps
        changing tempo.
12 (melodic): Everybody! "He's got the whole world in his nose."
                -- Steve Martin, "Roxanne"
 
Linux People:  851 of 1231

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13 (sympathetic): Oh, What happened?  Did your parents lose a bet with God?
14 (complimentary): You must love the little birdies to give them this to
        perch on.
15 (scientific): Say, does that thing there influence the tides?
16 (obscure): Oh, I'd hate to see the grindstone.
17 (inquiry): When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid?
18 (french): Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you
        leave.
19 (pornographic): Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once.
20 (religious): The Lord giveth and He just kept on giving, didn't He.
21 (disgusting): Say, who mows your nose hair?
22 (paranoid): Keep that guy away from my cocaine!
23 (aromatic): It must be wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the
        coffee ... in Brazil.
24 (appreciative): Oooo, how original.  Most people just have their teeth
        capped.
25 (dirty): Your name wouldn't be Dick, would it?
                -- Steve Martin, "Roxanne"
 
Linux People:  852 of 1231

Something unpleasant is coming when men are anxious to tell the truth.
                -- Benjamin Disraeli
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