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Fortune: 109 - 118 of 135 from Linux Riddles

Linux Riddles:  109 of 135

Q:      Where's the Lone Ranger take his garbage?
A:      To the dump, to the dump, to the dump dump dump!

Q:      What's the Pink Panther say when he steps on an ant hill?
A:      Dead ant, dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant...
 
Linux Riddles:  110 of 135

Q:      Who cuts the grass on Walton's Mountain?
A:      Lawn Boy.
 
Linux Riddles:  111 of 135

Q:      Why did Menachem Begin invade Lebanon?
A:      To impress Jodie Foster.
 
Linux Riddles:  112 of 135

Q:      Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers?
A:      Because he was hungry.
 
Linux Riddles:  113 of 135

Q:      Why did the chicken cross the road?
A:      He was giving it last rites.
 
Linux Riddles:  114 of 135

Q:      Why did the chicken cross the road?
A:      To see his friend Gregory peck.

Q:      Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A:      To get to the other slide.
 
Linux Riddles:  115 of 135

Q:      Why did the germ cross the microscope?
A:      To get to the other slide.
 
Linux Riddles:  116 of 135

Q:      Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto?
A:      He found out what "kimosabe" really means.
 
Linux Riddles:  117 of 135

Q:      Why did the programmer call his mother long distance?
A:      Because that was her name.
 
Linux Riddles:  118 of 135

Q:      Why did the tachyon cross the road?
A:      Because it was on the other side.
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