| Linux Riddles: 116 of 135 |
Q: Why did the lone ranger kill Tonto?
A: He found out what "kimosabe" really means.
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| Linux Riddles: 117 of 135 |
Q: Why did the programmer call his mother long distance?
A: Because that was her name.
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| Linux Riddles: 118 of 135 |
Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road?
A: Because it was on the other side.
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| Linux Riddles: 119 of 135 |
Q: Why did the WASP cross the road?
A: To get to the middle.
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| Linux Riddles: 120 of 135 |
Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet?
A: To stamp out forest fires.
Q: Why do elephants have big flat feet?
A: To stamp out flaming ducks.
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| Linux Riddles: 121 of 135 |
Q: Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
A: To conform with departmental regulations concerning uniform dress.
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| Linux Riddles: 122 of 135 |
Q: Why do mountain climbers rope themselves together?
A: To prevent the sensible ones from going home.
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| Linux Riddles: 123 of 135 |
Q: Why do people who live near Niagara Falls have flat foreheads?
A: Because every morning they wake up thinking "What *is* that noise?
Oh, right, *of course*!
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Q: Why do the police always travel in threes?
A: One to do the reading, one to do the writing, and the other keeps
an eye on the two intellectuals.
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Q: Why do WASPs play golf ?
A: So they can dress like pimps.
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