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It's NO USE ... I've gone to "CLUB MED"!!
 
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It's OBVIOUS ... The FURS never reached ISTANBUL ... You were an EXTRA
in the REMAKE of "TOPKAPI" ... Go home to your WIFE ... She's making
FRENCH TOAST!
 
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It's OKAY -- I'm an INTELLECTUAL, too.
 
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It's the RINSE CYCLE!!  They've ALL IGNORED the RINSE CYCLE!!
 
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JAPAN is a WONDERFUL planet -- I wonder if we'll ever reach their level
of COMPARATIVE SHOPPING ...
 
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Jesuit priests are DATING CAREER DIPLOMATS!!
 
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Jesus is my POSTMASTER GENERAL ...
 
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Kids, don't gross me off ... "Adventures with MENTAL HYGIENE" can be
carried too FAR!
 
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Kids, the seven basic food groups are GUM, PUFF PASTRY, PIZZA,
PESTICIDES, ANTIBIOTICS, NUTRA-SWEET and MILK DUDS!!
 
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Laundry is the fifth dimension!!  ... um ... um ... th' washing machine
is a black hole and the pink socks are bus drivers who just fell in!!
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