| Linux Humorists: 173 of 196 |
This land is full of trousers!
this land is full of mausers!
And pussycats to eat them when the sun goes down!
-- Firesign Theater
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| Linux Humorists: 174 of 196 |
Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so.
-- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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| Linux Humorists: 175 of 196 |
TOO BAD YOU CAN'T BUY a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin
real fast and freak everybody out.
-- Jack Handley, The New Mexican, 1988.
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| Linux Humorists: 176 of 196 |
Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing.
-- Walt Kelly
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| Linux Humorists: 177 of 196 |
We have met the enemy, and he is us.
-- Walt Kelly
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| Linux Humorists: 178 of 196 |
We is confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
-- Walt Kelly, "Pogo"
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| Linux Humorists: 179 of 196 |
What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I
definitely overpaid for my carpet.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
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| Linux Humorists: 180 of 196 |
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse,
what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
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| Linux Humorists: 181 of 196 |
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making
them puke.
-- Steve Martin
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| Linux Humorists: 182 of 196 |
"What shall we do?" said Twoflower.
"Panic?" said Rincewind hopefully. He always held that panic was
the best means of survival; back in the olden days, his theory went, people
faced with hungry sabretoothed tigers could be divided very simply into
those who panicked and those who stood there saying "What a magnificent
brute!" and "Here, pussy."
-- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"
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