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Linux Ethnic:  105 of 161

The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
 
Linux Ethnic:  106 of 161

The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song --
it's that they know them *all*.
                -- Susan Dooley
 
Linux Ethnic:  107 of 161

The Czechs announced after Sputnik that they, too, would launch a satellite.
Of course, it would orbit Sputnik, not Earth!
 
Linux Ethnic:  108 of 161

The difference between America and England is that the English think 100
miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100 years is a long time.
 
Linux Ethnic:  109 of 161

The English country gentleman galloping after a fox -- the unspeakable
in full pursuit of the uneatable.
                -- Oscar Wilde, "A Woman of No Importance"
 
Linux Ethnic:  110 of 161

The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach
their children to speak it.
                -- G. B. Shaw
 
Linux Ethnic:  111 of 161

The English instinctively admire any man who has no talent and is modest
about it.
                -- James Agate, British film and drama critic
 
Linux Ethnic:  112 of 161

[The French Riviera is] a sunny place for shady people.
                -- Somerset Maugham
 
Linux Ethnic:  113 of 161

The geographical center of Boston is in Roxbury.  Due north of the
center we find the South End.  This is not to be confused with South
Boston which lies directly east from the South End.  North of the South
End is East Boston and southwest of East Boston is the North End.
 
Linux Ethnic:  114 of 161

The goys have proven the following theorem...
                -- Physicist John von Neumann, at the start of a classroom
                   lecture.
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