Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the month of April, 2008

There was an old man from Bengal Who liked to do tricks in...
There was an old man from Bengal Who liked to do tricks in the hall. His favorite trick Was to stand on his dick While he rolled around on one ball.

There was an old man from Duluth Whose cock was shot off in...
There was an old man from Duluth Whose cock was shot off in his youth. He fucked with his nose Or his fingers and toes And he came thru a hole in his tooth.

There was an old man of Alsace Who played the trombone with...
There was an old man of Alsace Who played the trombone with his ass. He put in a trap To take out the crap, But the vapors corroded the brass.

There was an old man of Brienz The length of whose cock...
There was an old man of Brienz The length of whose cock was immense: With one swerve he could plug A boy's bottom in Zug, And a kitchen-maid's cunt in Coblenz.

There was an old man of Calcutta Who spied through a chink...
There was an old man of Calcutta Who spied through a chink in the shutter. But all he could see Was his wife's bare knee, And the back of the bloke who was up her.

A kind of Batman of contemporary letters. --...
A kind of Batman of contemporary letters. -- Philip Larkin on Anthony Burgess

And furthermore, my bowling average is unimpeachable!!!
And furthermore, my bowling average is unimpeachable!!!

HUGH BEAUMONT died in 1982!!
HUGH BEAUMONT died in 1982!!

I always have fun because I'm out of my mind!!!
I always have fun because I'm out of my mind!!!

I am a jelly donut. I am a jelly donut.
I am a jelly donut. I am a jelly donut.