Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday November 27, 2021

There once was a Scot named McAmeter With a tool of prodigious...
There once was a Scot named McAmeter With a tool of prodigious diameter. It was not the size That cause such surprise; 'Twas his rhythm -- iambic pentameter.

There's a vicar who's classed as nefarious, Since his shocking...
There's a vicar who's classed as nefarious, Since his shocking perversions are various... He will bugger some lad With a dildo (the cad!) While exulting, "My pleasure's vicarious!"