Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday April 8, 2024

He who knows not and knows that he knows not is ignorant...
He who knows not and knows that he knows not is ignorant. Teach him. He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool. Shun him. He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep. Wake him.

There was a young hayseed from Tiffan Whose cock would...
There was a young hayseed from Tiffan Whose cock would constantly stiffen. The knob out in front Attracted foul cunt Which he greatly delighted in sniffin'.