Freebsd Fortunes 2

According to all the latest reports,
there was no truth in any of the earlier reports.

According to Arkansas law, Section 4761, Pope's Digest:  "No person
shall be permitted under any pretext whatever, to come nearer than
fifty feet of any door or window of any polling room, from the opening
of the polls until the completion of the count and the certification of
the returns."

According to convention there is a sweet and a bitter, a hot and a cold,
and according to convention, there is an order.  In truth, there are atoms
and a void.
                -- Democritus, 400 B.C.

According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
                -- Vincent "Jimmy Blue Eyes" Alo

According to the latest official figures,
43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in
America is the city of Pittsburgh.  The city of New York came in twenty-fifth.
Here in New York we really don't care too much.  Because we know that we could
beat up their city anytime.
                -- David Letterman

According to the Rand McNally Places-Rated Almanac, the best place to live in
America is the city of Pittsburgh.  The city of New York came in twenty-fifth.
Here in New York we really don't care too much. Because we know that we could
beat up their city anytime.
                -- David Letterman

ACCORDION:
        A bagpipe with pleats.

ACCURACY:
        The vice of being right.

Acid -- better living through chemistry.