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Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1272 of 1371 |
AMOEBIT:
Amoeba/rabbit cross; it can multiply
and divide at the same time.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1273 of 1371 |
Among all savage beasts, none is found so harmful as woman.
-- St. John Chrysostom, 304-407.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1274 of 1371 |
Among the lucky, you are the chosen one.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1275 of 1371 |
An acid is like a woman: a good one will eat through your pants.
-- Mel Gibson, Saturday Night Live
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1276 of 1371 |
An actor's a guy who if you ain't talkin' about him, ain't listening.
-- Marlon Brando
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1277 of 1371 |
An Ada exception is when a routine gets
in trouble and says 'Beam me up, Scotty'.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1278 of 1371 |
An adequate bootstrap is a contradiction in terms.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1279 of 1371 |
An Aggie farmer was lifting his hogs, one by one, up to the branches of
his apple trees to graze on the apples. A Texas student walked by and
asked him, "Doesn't that take a lot of time?"
Replied the Aggie, "What's time to a hog?"
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 1280 of 1371 |
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
-- Dylan Thomas
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