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A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam.
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A stunning blonde, but probably all bean dip above the eyebrows.
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 933 of 1371 |
A successful tool is one that was used to do something
undreamed of by its author.
-- S.C. Johnson
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| Freebsd Fortunes 2: 934 of 1371 |
A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first
thought of.
-- Burt Bacharach
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A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm)
-- by Charles Dickens
A lawyer who looks like a French Nobleman is executed in his place.
The Metamorphosis LITE(tm)
-- by Franz Kafka
A man turns into a bug and his family gets annoyed.
Lord of the Rings LITE(tm)
-- by J.R.R. Tolkien
Some guys take a long vacation to throw a ring into a volcano.
Hamlet LITE(tm)
-- by Wm. Shakespeare
A college student on vacation with family problems, a screwy
girl-friend and a mother who won't act her age.
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A Tale of Two Cities LITE(tm)
-- by Charles Dickens
A man in love with a girl who loves another man who looks just
like him has his head chopped off in France because of a mean
lady who knits.
Crime and Punishment LITE(tm)
-- by Fyodor Dostoevski
A man sends a nasty letter to a pawnbroker, but later
feels guilty and apologizes.
The Odyssey LITE(tm)
-- by Homer
After working late, a valiant warrior gets lost on his way home.
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A tall, dark stranger will have more fun than you.
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A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner, British film director
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A Texan, impressing the hell out of a Bostonian with tales about the heroes
of the Alamo, commented, "I'll bet you never had anyone that brave around
*Boston*."
"Ever hear of Paul Revere?", snarled the Bostonian.
"Paul Revere?", pondered the Texan. "Isn't he the guy who ran for
help?"
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A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
-- Oscar Wilde, "The Portrait of Mr. W.H."
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