Freebsd Fortunes 2

A conclusion is simply the place where someone got tired of thinking.

A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can
do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done.
                -- Fred Allen

A CONS is an object which cares.
                -- Bernie Greenberg.

A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
                -- Elbert Hubbard

A conservative is a man
who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.
                -- Alfred E. Wiggam

A conservative is a man
with two perfectly good legs who has never learned to walk.
                -- Franklin D. Roosevelt

A conservative is one who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.

A couch is as good as a chair.

A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.
                -- B. Franklin

A couple of young fellers were fishing at their special pond off the
beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the Game Warden.  Immediately,
one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods
like the proverbial bat out of hell, and hot on his heels ran the Game
Warden.  After about a half mile the fella stopped and stooped over with
his hands on his thighs, whooping and heaving to catch his breath as the
Game Warden finally caught up to him.
        "Let's see yer fishin' license, boy," the Warden gasped.  The
man pulled out his wallet and gave the Game Warden a valid fishing
license.
        "Well, son", snarled the Game Warden, "You must be about as dumb
as a box of rocks!  You didn't have to run if you have a license!"
        "Yes, sir," replied his victim, "but, well, see, my friend back
there, he don't have one!"