Freebsd Fortunes 2

All this wheeling and dealing around, why, it isn't for money,
it's for fun.  Money's just the way we keep score.
                -- Henry Tyroon

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

All warranty and guarantee clauses
become null and void upon payment of invoice.

All we know is the phenomenon: we spend our time sending messages to each
other, talking and trying to listen at the same time, exchanging information.
This seems to be our most urgent biological function; it is what we do with
our lives."
                -- Lewis Thomas, "The Lives of a Cell"

All who joy would win Must share it --
Happiness was born a twin.
                -- Lord Byron

All your files have been destroyed (sorry).  Paul.

Allen's Axiom:
        When all else fails, read the instructions.

Alliance, n:
        In international politics, the union of two thieves who
        have their hands so deeply inserted in each other's pocket
        that they cannot safely plunder a third.
                -- Ambrose Bierce

All's well that ends.

Almost anything derogatory you could say
about today's software design would be accurate.
                -- K.E. Iverson