Freebsd Limericks

A very odd pair are the Pitts:
His balls are as large as her tits,
        Her tits are as large
        As an invasion barge--
Neither knows how the other cohabits.

A wanton young lady from Wimley
Reproached for not acting quite primly
        Said, "Heavens above!
        I know sex isn't love,
But it's such an entrancing facsimile."

A water pipe suited miss Hunt;
She used it for many a bunt.
        But the unlucky wench
        Got it caught in her trench ---
It took twenty-two men and a big Stillson wrench,
To get the thing out of her cunt.

A water pipe suited miss Hunt;
She used it for many a bunt.
        But the unlucky wench
        Got it caught in her trench ---
It took twenty-two men and a big Stillson wrench,
To get the thing out of her cunt.

A weary old lecher named Blott
Took a luscious young blond to his yacht.
        Too lazy to rape her,
        He made darts out of paper,
Which he leisurely tossed at her twat.

A whimsical fellow named Bloch
Could beat the base drum with his cock.
        With a special erection
        He could play a selection
From Johann Sebastian Bach.

A wicked stone cutter named Cary
Drilled holes in divine statuary.
        With eyes full of malice
        He pulled out his phallus,
And buggered a stone Virgin Mary.

A wide-bottomed girl named Trasket
Had a hole as big as a basket.
        A spot, as a bride,
        In it now, you could hide,
And include with your luggage your mascot.

A widow whose singular vice
Was to keep her late husband on ice
        Said, "It's been hard since I lost him --
        I'll never defrost him!
Cold comfort, but cheap at the price."

A wonderful bird is the pelican.
His mouth can hold more than his belican.
        He can take in his beak
        Enough food for a week.
And I'm darned if I know how the helican.