Freebsd Limericks

There was a young fellow named Bowen
Whose pecker kept growin' and growin'.
        It grew so tremendous,
        So long and so pendulous,
'Twas no good for fuckin' -- just showin'.

There was a young fellow named Brewer
Whose girl made her home in a sewer.
        Thus he, the poor soul,
        Could get into her hole,
And still not be able to screw her!

There was a young fellow named Case
Who entered a cunt-lapping race.
        He licked his way clean
        Through Number thirteen,
But then slipped and got pissed in the face.

There was a young fellow named Charteris
Put his hand where his young lady's garter is.
        Said she, "I don't mind,
        And higher up you'll find
The place where my fucker and farter is."

There was a young fellow named Cribbs
Whose cock was so big it had ribs.
        They were inches apart,
        And to suck it took art,
While to fuck it took forty-two trips.

There was a young fellow named dick
Who had a magnificent prick.
        It was shaped like a prism
        And shot so much gism
It made every cocksucker sick.

There was a young fellow named Feeney
Whose girl was a terrible meany.
        The hatch of her snatch
        Had a catch that would latch
- She could only be screwed by Houdini.

There was a young fellow named Fletcher,
Was reputed an infamous lecher.
        When he'd take on a whore
        She'd need a rebore,
And they'd carry him out on a stretcher.

There was a young fellow named Fyfe
Whose marriage was ruined for life,
        For he had an aversion
        To every perversion,
And only liked fucking his wife.

Well, one year the poor woman struck,
And she wept, and she cursed at her luck,
        And said, "Where have you gotten us
        With your goddamn monotonous
Fuck after fuck after fuck?

"I once knew a harlot named Lou --
And a versatile girl she was, too.
        After ten years of whoredom
        She perished of boredom
When she married a jackass like you!"

There was a young fellow named Gene
Who first picked his asshole quite clean.
        He next picked his toes,
        And lastly his nose,
And he never did wash in between.