Linux Art

"Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence"
                -- Time Bandits

Best Mistakes In Films
        In his "Filmgoer's Companion", Mr. Leslie Halliwell helpfully lists
four of the cinema's greatest moments which you should get to see if at all
possible.
        In "Carmen Jones", the camera tracks with Dorothy Dandridge down a
street; and the entire film crew is reflected in the shop window.
        In "The Wrong Box", the roofs of Victorian London are emblazoned
with television aerials.
        In "Decameron Nights", Louis Jourdain stands on the deck of his
fourteenth century pirate ship; and a white lorry trundles down the hill
in the background.
        In "Viking Queen", set in the times of Boadicea, a wrist watch is
clearly visible on one of the leading characters.
                -- Stephen Pile, "The Book of Heroic Failures"

BS:     You remind me of a man.
B:      What man?
BS:     The man with the power.
B:      What power?
BS:     The power of voodoo.
B:      Voodoo?
BS:     You do.
B:      Do what?
BS:     Remind me of a man.
B:      What man?
BS:     The man with the power...
                -- Cary Grant, "The Bachelor and the Bobby-Soxer"

Burnt Sienna.  That's the best thing that ever happened to Crayolas.
                -- Ken Weaver

But if you wish at once to do nothing and to be respectable
nowdays, the best pretext is to be at work on some profound study.
                -- Leslie Stephen, "Sketches from Cambridge"

But you shall not escape my iambics.
                -- Gaius Valerius Catullus

Can't act.  Slightly bald.  Also dances.
                -- RKO executive, reacting to Fred Astaire's screen test.
                   Cerf/Navasky, "The Experts Speak"

Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
                -- Kin Hubbard, "Abe Martin's Sayings"

Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.

Darth Vader!  Only you would be so bold!
                -- Princess Leia Organa