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George Bernard Shaw once sent two tickets to the opening night of one of
his plays to Winston Churchill with the following note:
"Bring a friend, if you have one."
Churchill wrote back, returning the two tickets and excused himself as he
had a previous engagement. He also attached the following:
"Please send me two tickets for the next night, if there is one."
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Go ahead... make my day.
-- Dirty Harry
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God help the troubadour who tries to be a star. The more that you try
to find success, the more that you will fail.
-- Phil Ochs, on the Second System Effect
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God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant
and the cat. He has no real style, He just goes on trying other things.
-- Pablo Picasso
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God save us from a bad neighbor and a beginner on the fiddle.
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Good night, Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are.
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Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's
leash. I thought I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.
-- Princess Leia Organa
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GREAT MOMENTS IN AMERICAN HISTORY (#17):
On November 13, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place
of residence.
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Grig (the navigator):
... so you see, it's just the two of us against the entire space
armada.
Alex (the gunner):
What?!?
Grig: I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against
overwhelming odds.
Alex: It'll be a slaughter!
Grig: That's the spirit!
-- The Last Starfighter
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H. L. Mencken suffers from the hallucination that he is H. L. Mencken --
there is no cure for a disease of that magnitude.
-- Maxwell Bodenheim
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