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Delta: The kids will love our inflatable slides.    -- David Letterman

Delta: We're Amtrak with wings.    -- David Letterman

"Where humor is concerned there are no standards -- no one can say what is
good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
 -- John Kenneth Galbraith

"Hello again, Peabody here..."
-- Mister Peabody

"It's the best thing since professional golfers on 'ludes."
-- Rick Obidiah

"To your left is the marina where several senior cabinet officials keep luxury
yachts for weekend cruises on the Potomac.  Some of these ships are up to 100
feet in length; the Presidential yacht is over 200 feet in length, and can
remain submerged for up to 3 weeks."
-- Garrison Keillor

"Well, social relevance is a schtick, like mysteries, social relevance,
science fiction..."
-- Art Spiegelman

"One of the problems I've always had with propaganda pamphlets is that they're
real boring to look at.  They're just badly designed.  People from the left
often are very well-intended, but they never had time to take basic design
classes, you know?"
-- Art Spiegelman

"If you took everyone who's ever been to a Dead
 show, and lined them up, they'd stretch halfway to
 the moon and back... and none of them would be
 complaining."
-- a local Deadhead in the Seattle Times

"And remember: Evil will always prevail, because Good is dumb."
-- Spaceballs