Linux Cookie

"Little else matters than to write good code."
-- Karl Lehenbauer

To write good code is a worthy challenge, and a source of civilized delight.
-- stolen and paraphrased from William Safire

"Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward"
-- William E. Davidsen

"If a computer can't directly address all the RAM you can use, it's just a toy."
-- anonymous comp.sys.amiga posting, non-sequitir

"Never laugh at live dragons, Bilbo you fool!" he said to himself, and it became
a favourite saying of his later, and passed into a proverb. "You aren't nearly
through this adventure yet," he added, and that was pretty true as well.
-- Bilbo Baggins, "The Hobbit" by J.R.R. Tolkien, Chapter XII

"A dirty mind is a joy forever."
-- Randy Kunkee

"You can't teach seven foot."
-- Frank Layton, Utah Jazz basketball coach, when asked why he had recruited
   a seven-foot tall auto mechanic

"A car is just a big purse on wheels."
-- Johanna Reynolds

"History is a tool used by politicians to justify their intentions."
-- Ted Koppel

"Gozer the Gozerian:  As the duly appointed representative of the city,
county and state of New York, I hereby order you to cease all supernatural
activities at once and proceed immediately to your place of origin or
the nearest parallel dimension, whichever is nearest."
-- Ray (Dan Akyroyd, _Ghostbusters_