Linux Cookie: 541 of 1140 |
"I distrust a man who says 'when.' If he's got to be careful not to drink too
much, it's because he's not to be trusted when he does."
-- Sidney Greenstreet, _The Maltese Falcon_
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Linux Cookie: 542 of 1140 |
"I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk
and says the wrong things. Talking's something you can't do judiciously,
unless you keep in practice. Now, sir, we'll talk if you like. I'll tell
you right out, I'm a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk."
-- Sidney Greenstreet, _The Maltese Falcon_
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Linux Cookie: 543 of 1140 |
All extremists should be taken out and shot.
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Linux Cookie: 544 of 1140 |
"The sixties were good to you, weren't they?"
-- George Carlin
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Linux Cookie: 545 of 1140 |
"You stay here, Audrey -- this is between me and the vegetable!"
-- Seymour, from _Little Shop Of Horrors_
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Linux Cookie: 546 of 1140 |
From Sharp minds come... pointed heads.
-- Bryan Sparrowhawk
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Linux Cookie: 547 of 1140 |
There are two kinds of egotists: 1) Those who admit it 2) The rest of us
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Linux Cookie: 548 of 1140 |
"The picture's pretty bleak, gentlemen... The world's climates are changing,
the mammals are taking over, and we all have a brain about the size of a
walnut."
-- some dinosaurs from The Far Side, by Gary Larson
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Linux Cookie: 549 of 1140 |
"We Americans, we're a simple people... but piss us off, and we'll bomb
your cities."
-- Robin Williams, _Good Morning Vietnam_
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Linux Cookie: 550 of 1140 |
Why won't sharks eat lawyers? Professional courtesy.
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