| Linux Cookie: 651 of 1140 |
"Being against torture ought to be sort of a bipartisan thing."
-- Karl Lehenbauer
|
|
| |
| Linux Cookie: 652 of 1140 |
"Here comes Mr. Bill's dog."
-- Narrator, Saturday Night Live
|
|
| |
| Linux Cookie: 653 of 1140 |
Sex is like air. It's only a big deal if you can't get any.
|
|
| |
| Linux Cookie: 654 of 1140 |
"Maintain an awareness for contribution -- to your schedule, your project,
our company."
-- A Group of Employees
|
|
| |
| Linux Cookie: 655 of 1140 |
"Ask not what A Group of Employees can do for you. But ask what can
All Employees do for A Group of Employees."
-- Mike Dennison
|
|
| |
| Linux Cookie: 656 of 1140 |
One evening Mr. Rudolph Block, of New York, found himself seated at dinner
alongside Mr. Percival Pollard, the distinguished critic.
"Mr. Pollard," said he, "my book, _The Biography of a Dead Cow_, is
published anonymously, but you can hardly be ignorant of its authorship.
Yet in reviewing it you speak of it as the work of the Idiot of the Century.
Do you think that fair criticism?"
"I am very sorry, sir," replied the critic, amiably, "but it did not
occur to me that you really might not wish the public to know who wrote it."
-- Ambrose Bierce
|
|
| |
| Linux Cookie: 657 of 1140 |
Many aligators will be slain,
but the swamp will remain.
|
|
| |
| Linux Cookie: 658 of 1140 |
What the gods would destroy they first submit to an IEEE standards committee.
|
|
| |
| Linux Cookie: 659 of 1140 |
This is now. Later is later.
|
|
| |
| Linux Cookie: 660 of 1140 |
"I will make no bargains with terrorist hardware."
-- Peter da Silva
|
|
