| Linux Cookie: 531 of 1140 |
Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job?
A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off.
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| Linux Cookie: 532 of 1140 |
Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.
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| Linux Cookie: 533 of 1140 |
Harrisberger's Fourth Law of the Lab:
Experience is directly proportional to the
amount of equipment ruined.
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| Linux Cookie: 534 of 1140 |
Captain Penny's Law:
You can fool all of the people some of the
time, and some of the people all of the
time, but you can't fool mom.
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| Linux Cookie: 535 of 1140 |
"Because he's a character who's looking for his own identity, [He-Man is]
an interesting role for an actor."
-- Dolph Lundgren, "actor"
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| Linux Cookie: 536 of 1140 |
"If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never
stop throwing up."
-- Max Von Sydow's character in "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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| Linux Cookie: 537 of 1140 |
"Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again.
God -- I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again."
-- Woody Allen's character in "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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| Linux Cookie: 538 of 1140 |
"In regards to Oral Roberts' claim that God told him that he would die unless he
received $20 million by March, God's lawyers have stated that their client has
not spoken with Roberts for several years. Off the record, God has stated that
"If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago."
-- Dennis Miller, SNL News
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| Linux Cookie: 539 of 1140 |
"Only the hypocrite is really rotten to the core."
-- Hannah Arendt.
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| Linux Cookie: 540 of 1140 |
Quod licet Iovi non licet bovi.
(What Jove may do, is not permitted to a cow.)
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