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"It's the best thing since professional golfers on 'ludes."
-- Rick Obidiah

"To your left is the marina where several senior cabinet officials keep luxury
yachts for weekend cruises on the Potomac.  Some of these ships are up to 100
feet in length; the Presidential yacht is over 200 feet in length, and can
remain submerged for up to 3 weeks."
-- Garrison Keillor

"Well, social relevance is a schtick, like mysteries, social relevance,
science fiction..."
-- Art Spiegelman

"One of the problems I've always had with propaganda pamphlets is that they're
real boring to look at.  They're just badly designed.  People from the left
often are very well-intended, but they never had time to take basic design
classes, you know?"
-- Art Spiegelman

"If you took everyone who's ever been to a Dead
 show, and lined them up, they'd stretch halfway to
 the moon and back... and none of them would be
 complaining."
-- a local Deadhead in the Seattle Times

"And remember: Evil will always prevail, because Good is dumb."
-- Spaceballs

Why are many scientists using lawyers for medical
experiments instead of rats?

        a)  There are more lawyers than rats.
        b)  The scientist's don't become as
            emotionally attached to them.
        c)  There are some things that even rats
            won't do for money.

        "During the race
         We may eat your dust,
         But when you graduate,
         You'll work for us."
        -- Reed College cheer

Pohl's law:
         Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.

Pig: An animal (Porcus omnivorous) closely allied to the human race by the
splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope,
for it balks at pig.
-- Ambrose Bierce