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Linux Men Women:  115 of 582

Bigamy is having one spouse too many.  Monogamy is the same.
 
Linux Men Women:  116 of 582

Birds and bees have as much to do with the facts of life as black
nightgowns do with keeping warm.
                -- Hester Mundis, "Powermom"
 
Linux Men Women:  117 of 582

Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least
when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years.
                -- James Thurber
 
Linux Men Women:  118 of 582

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
                -- Kin Hubbard
 
Linux Men Women:  119 of 582

Brigands will demand your money or your life, but a woman will demand both.
                -- Samuel Butler
 
Linux Men Women:  120 of 582

By all means marry: If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you
get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
                -- Socrates
 
Linux Men Women:  121 of 582

Changing husbands/wives is only changing troubles.
                -- Kathleen Norris
 
Linux Men Women:  122 of 582

Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she
were a man.
                -- Joubert
 
Linux Men Women:  123 of 582

Courtship to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.
                -- William Congreve
 
Linux Men Women:  124 of 582

Darling: the popular form of address used in speaking to a member of the
opposite sex whose name you cannot at the moment remember.
                -- Oliver Herford
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