Linux Men Women

Don't know what time I'll be back, Mom.  Probably soon after she throws me out.

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.
                -- Scottish Proverb

Dull women have immaculate homes.

        During a visit to America, Winston Churchill was invited to a buffet
luncheon at which cold fried chicken was served.  Returning for a second
helping, he asked politely, "May I have some breast?"
        "Mr. Churchill," replied the hostess, "in this country we ask for
white meat or dark meat."  Churchill apologized profusely.
        The following morning, the lady received a magnificent orchid from
her guest of honor.  The accompanying card read: "I would be most obliged if
you would pin this on your white meat."

Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least
principle draw the most interest.

Eighty percent of married men cheat in America.  The rest cheat in Europe.
                -- Jackie Mason

... eighty years later he could still recall with the young pang of his
original joy his falling in love with Ada.
                -- Nabokov

        Equality is not when a female Einstein gets promoted to assistant
professor; equality is when a female schlemiel moves ahead as fast as a
male schlemiel.
                -- Ewald Nyquist

        Eugene d'Albert, a noted German composer, was married six times.
At an evening reception which he attended with his fifth wife shortly
after their wedding, he presented the lady to a friend who said politely,
"Congratulations, Herr d'Albert; you have rarely introduced me to so
charming a wife."

"Even nowadays a man can't step up and kill a woman without feeling
just a bit unchivalrous ..."
                -- Robert Benchley