Linux Men Women

I met a wonderful new man.  He's fictional, but you can't have everything.
                -- Cecelia, "The Purple Rose of Cairo"

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the
places they do today.
                -- Will Rogers

I never met a woman I couldn't drink pretty.

I read Playboy for the same reason I read National Geographic.  To see
the sights I'm never going to visit.

I refuse to consign the whole male sex to the nursery.  I insist on
believing that some men are my equals.
                -- Brigid Brophy

I respect the institution of marriage.  I have always thought that every
woman should marry -- and no man.
                -- Benjamin Disraeli, "Lothair"

I sat down beside her, said hello, offered to buy her a drink... and then
natural selection reared its ugly head.

I think she must have been very strictly brought up, she's so desperately
anxious to do the wrong thing correctly.
                -- Saki, "Reginald on Worries"

I think the world is ready for the story of an ugly duckling, who grew up to
remain an ugly duckling, and lived happily ever after.
                -- Chick

I want to buy a husband who, every week when I sit down to watch "St.
Elsewhere", won't scream, "Forget it, Blanche... It's time for Hee-Haw!"
                -- Berke Breathed, "Bloom County"