| Linux Men Women: 24 of 582 |
A girl with a future avoids the man with a past.
-- Evan Esar, "The Humor of Humor"
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| Linux Men Women: 25 of 582 |
A girl's best friend is her mutter.
-- Dorothy Parker
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| Linux Men Women: 26 of 582 |
A girl's conscience doesn't really keep her from doing anything wrong--
it merely keeps her from enjoying it.
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| Linux Men Women: 27 of 582 |
A good man always knows his limitations.
-- Harry Callahan
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| Linux Men Women: 28 of 582 |
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne
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| Linux Men Women: 29 of 582 |
A guy has to get fresh once in a while so a girl doesn't lose her confidence.
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| Linux Men Women: 30 of 582 |
A hammer sometimes misses its mark - a bouquet never.
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| Linux Men Women: 31 of 582 |
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland
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| Linux Men Women: 32 of 582 |
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
-- Lillian Day
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| Linux Men Women: 33 of 582 |
A man always needs to remember one thing about a beautiful woman.
Somewhere, somebody's tired of her.
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