| Linux Men Women: 26 of 582 |
A girl's conscience doesn't really keep her from doing anything wrong--
it merely keeps her from enjoying it.
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| Linux Men Women: 27 of 582 |
A good man always knows his limitations.
-- Harry Callahan
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| Linux Men Women: 28 of 582 |
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne
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| Linux Men Women: 29 of 582 |
A guy has to get fresh once in a while so a girl doesn't lose her confidence.
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| Linux Men Women: 30 of 582 |
A hammer sometimes misses its mark - a bouquet never.
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| Linux Men Women: 31 of 582 |
A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
-- Helen Rowland
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| Linux Men Women: 32 of 582 |
A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.
-- Lillian Day
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| Linux Men Women: 33 of 582 |
A man always needs to remember one thing about a beautiful woman.
Somewhere, somebody's tired of her.
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| Linux Men Women: 34 of 582 |
A man always remembers his first love with special tenderness, but after
that begins to bunch them.
-- Mencken
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| Linux Men Women: 35 of 582 |
A man arrived home early to find his wife in the arms of his best friend,
who swore how much they were in love. To quiet the enraged husband, the
lover suggested, "Friends shouldn't fight, let's play gin rummy. If I win,
you get a divorce so I can marry her. If you win, I promise never to see
her again. Okay?"
"Alright," agreed the husband. "But how about a quarter a point
on the side to make it interesting?"
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