Linux Men Women

"It's men like him that give the Y chromosome a bad name."

It's not the inital skirt length, it's the upcreep.

It's not the men in my life, but the life in my men that counts.
                -- Mae West

It's the good girls who keep the diaries, the bad girls never have the time.
                -- Tallulah Bankhead

        It's the theory of Jess Birnbaum, of Time magazine, that women with
bad legs should stick to long skirts because they cover a multitude of shins.

        Joe sat as his dying wife's bedside.
        Her voice was little more than a whisper.
        "Joe, darling," she breathed, "I've got a confession to make
before I go.  I ... I'm the one who took the $10,000 from your safe...
I spent it on a fling with your best friend, Charles.  And it was I who
forced your mistress to leave the city.  And I am the one who reported
your income-tax evasion to the I.R.S..."
        "That's all right, dearest, don't give it a second thought,"
whispered Joe. "I'm the one who poisoned you."

Just as I cannot remember any time when I could not read and write, I cannot
remember any time when I did not exercise my imagination in daydreams about
women.
                -- George Bernard Shaw

Kath: Can he be present at the birth of his child?
Ed: It's all any reasonable child can expect if the dad is present
        at the conception.
                -- Joe Orton, "Entertaining Mr. Sloane"

Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you.
                -- Mae West

Keep women you cannot.  Marry them and they come to hate the way you walk
across the room; remain their lover, and they jilt you at the end of six
months.
                -- Moore