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Men still remember the first kiss after women have forgotten the last.
 
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Men who cherish for women the highest respect are seldom popular with them.
                -- Joseph Addison
 
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Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies.  Women's magazines
also often feature pictures of naked ladies.  This is because the female
body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and
should not be seen by the light of day.
                -- Richard Roeper, "Men and Women Are Different"
 
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Miguel Cervantes wrote Donkey Hote.  Milton wrote Paradise Lost, then his
wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained.
 
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Moe:    Wanna play poker tonight?
Joe:    I can't. It's the kids' night out.
Moe:    So?
Joe:    I gotta stay home with the nurse.
 
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Moe:    What did you give your wife for Valentine's Day?
Joe:    The usual gift -- she ate my heart out.
 
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Money and women are the most sought after and the least known of any two
things we have.
                -- The Best of Will Rogers
 
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Money is a powerful aphrodisiac.  But flowers work almost as well.
                -- Lazarus Long
 
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Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses.
                -- H.H. Munro
 
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... most of us learned about love the hard way.  Even warnings are probably
useless, for somehow, despite the severest warnings of parents and friends,
hundreds, thousands of women have forgotten themselves at the last minute
and succumbed to the lies, promises, flatteries, or mere attentions of
lusting, lovely men, landing themselves in complicated predicaments from
which some of them never recovered during their entire lives.  And I am not
speaking only of your teenaged Midwesterners in 1958; I'm speaking of women
of every age in every city in every year.  The notorious sexual revolution
has saved no one from the pain and confusion of love.
                -- Alix Kates Shulman
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