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Linux Men Women:  5 of 582

A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty
and a boy for ever.
                -- Helen Rowland
 
Linux Men Women:  6 of 582

A bad marriage is like a horse with a broken leg, you can shoot
the horse, but it don't fix the leg.
 
Linux Men Women:  7 of 582

A beautiful man is paradise for the eyes, hell for the soul, and
purgatory for the purse.
 
Linux Men Women:  8 of 582

A beautiful woman is a blessing from Heaven, but a good cigar is a smoke.
                -- Kipling
 
Linux Men Women:  9 of 582

A beautiful woman is a picture which drives all beholders nobly mad.
                -- Emerson
 
Linux Men Women:  10 of 582

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance
of turning around three times before lying down.
                -- Robert Benchley
 
Linux Men Women:  11 of 582

A boy gets to be a man when a man is needed.
                -- John Steinbeck
 
Linux Men Women:  12 of 582

A Chicago salesman was about to check into a St. Louis hotel when he noticed
a very charming woman staring admiringly at him.  He walked over and spoke
with her for a few minutes, then returned to the front desk, where they checked
in as Mr. and Mrs.
        After a very pleasurable three-day stay, the man approached the front
desk and told the clerk he was checking out.  In a few minutes, he was handed
a bill for $2500.
        "There must be some mistake," the salesman said.  "I've been here for
only three days."
        "Yes, sir," the clerk replied.  "But your wife has been here a month
and a half."
 
Linux Men Women:  13 of 582

A Code of Honour: never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief
as your goal.  There are too many women in the world to justify that sort of
dishonourable behaviour.  Unless she's really attractive.
                -- Bruce J. Friedman, "Sex and the Lonely Guy"
 
Linux Men Women:  14 of 582

A diplomat is man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age.
                -- Robert Frost
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