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The defense attorney was hammering away at the plaintiff:
"You claim," he jeered, "that my client came at you with a broken bottle
in his hand. But is it not true, that you had something in YOUR hand?"
"Yes," the man admitted, "his wife. Very charming, of course,
but not much good in a fight."
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| Linux Men Women: 425 of 582 |
The difference between legal separation and divorce is that legal
separation gives the man time to hide his money.
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The duration of passion is proportionate with the original resistance
of the woman.
-- Honor'^He DeBalzac
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The eternal feminine draws us upward.
-- Goethe
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| Linux Men Women: 428 of 582 |
The first marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence,
and the second the triumph of hope over experience.
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| Linux Men Women: 429 of 582 |
The gentlemen looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.
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| Linux Men Women: 430 of 582 |
The girl who remembers her first kiss now has a daughter who can't even
remember her first husband.
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| Linux Men Women: 431 of 582 |
The girl who stoops to conquer usually wears a low-cut dress.
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The girl who swears no one has ever made love to her has a right to swear.
-- Sophia Loren
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| Linux Men Women: 433 of 582 |
The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him
love and he invented marriage.
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