Linux Men Women

There goes the good time that was had by all.
                -- Bette Davis, remarking on a passing starlet

There is a vast difference between the savage and civilized man, but it
is never apparent to their wives until after breakfast.
                -- Helen Rowland

There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools
to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it.
So it is written in the genetic cards -- only physics and war hold him in
check.  And also the wife who wants him home by five, of course.
                -- Encyclopadia Apocryphia, 1990 ed.

There is no such thing as an ugly woman -- there are only the ones who do
not know how to make themselves attractive.
                -- Christian Dior

There is not much to choose between a woman who deceives us for another,
and a woman who deceives another for ourselves.
                -- Augier

There is only one way to console a widow.  But remember the risk.
                -- Robert Heinlein

There's nothing like a girl with a plunging neckline to keep a man on his toes.

There's nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate
his wife.
                -- Clare Booth Luce

There's nothing like good food, good wine, and a bad girl.

There's one consolation about matrimony.  When you look around you can
always see somebody who did worse.
                -- Warren H. Goldsmith