Linux Men Women

This guy runs into his house and yells to his wife, "Kathy, pack up your
bags!  I just won the California lottery!"
        "Honey!", Kathy exclaims, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
        "I don't care," responds the husband. "just so long as you're out
of the house by dinner!"

'Tis more blessed to give than receive; for example, wedding presents.
                -- H.L. Mencken

To be beautiful is enough! if a woman can do that well who should demand
more from her?  You don't want a rose to sing.
                -- Thackeray

To be considered successful, a woman must be much better at her job
than a man would have to be.  Fortunately, this isn't difficult.

To be successful, a woman has to be much better at her job than a man.
                -- Golda Meir

To err is human -- but it feels divine.
                -- Mae West

To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girl friends.
                -- Benjamin Franklin

To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation.
                -- St. Augustine

To our sweethearts and wives.  May they never meet.
                -- 19th century toast

Today when a man gets married he gets a home, a housekeeper, a cook, a cheering
squad and another paycheck.  When a woman marries, she gets a boarder.