Linux Men Women

A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small package.

A man's gotta know his limitations.
                -- Clint Eastwood, "Dirty Harry"

A modest woman, dressed out in all her finery, is the most tremendous object
in the whole creation.
                -- Goldsmith

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman
makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.
                -- Frost

A pedestal is as much a prison as any small, confined space.
                -- Gloria Steinem

A pretty woman can do anything; an ugly woman must do everything.

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions
your wife asks you for nothing.
                -- Joey Adams

        A pushy romeo asked a gorgeous elevator operator, "Don't all these
stops and starts get you pretty worn out?"  "It isn't the stops and starts
that get on my nerves, it's the jerks."

A real gentleman never takes bases unless he really has to.
                -- Overheard in an algebra lecture.

A Roman divorced from his wife, being highly blamed by his friends, who
demanded, "Was she not chaste?  Was she not fair?  Was she not fruitful?"
holding out his shoe, asked them whether it was not new and well made.
Yet, added he, none of you can tell where it pinches me.
                -- Plutarch