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When one knows women one pities men, but when one studies men,
one excuses women.
                -- Horne Tooke

When the candles are out all women are fair.
                -- Plutarch

When the saleman's car broke down, he walked to the nearest farmhouse to ask
if he could stay the night.  The farmer agreed to put him up.  "I live alone,"
he continued, "you can have the bedroom at the top of the stairs, to the
right."
        "Oh, never mind," the disappointed salesman said. "I think I'm in
the wrong joke."

When there is an old maid in the house, a watch dog is unnecessary.
                -- Balzac

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane,
most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear
that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition
continuously until death do them part.
                -- George Bernard Shaw

When women kiss it always reminds one of prize fighters shaking hands.
                -- H.L. Mencken, "Sententiae"

When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes; when they do
not love us, they give us credit for nothing, not even our virtues.
                -- Honor'^He de Balzac

When you're bored with yourself, marry, and be bored with someone else.
                -- David Pryce-Jones

When you're married to someone, they take you for granted ... when
you're living with someone it's fantastic ... they're so frightened
of losing you they've got to keep you satisfied all the time.
                -- Nell Dunn, "Poor Cow"

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children
to spend their weekends with?
                -- Rita Rudner