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What I want is all of the power and none of the responsibility.
 
Linux Politics:  647 of 693

What is status?
        Status is when the President calls you for your opinion.

Uh, no...
        Status is when the President calls you in to discuss a
        problem with him.

Uh, that still ain't right...
        STATUS is when you're in the Oval Office talking to the President,
        and the phone rings.  The President picks it up, listens for a
        minute, and hands it to you, saying, "It's for you."
 
Linux Politics:  648 of 693

What is the robbing of a bank compared to the founding of a bank?
                -- Bertold Brecht
 
Linux Politics:  649 of 693

What is the sound of one hand clapping?
 
Linux Politics:  650 of 693

What orators lack in depth they make up in length.
 
Linux Politics:  651 of 693

What we need is either less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.
 
Linux Politics:  652 of 693

What's a cult?  It just means not enough people to make a minority.
                -- Robert Altman
 
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When a man assumes a public trust, he should consider himself as public
property.
                -- Thomas Jefferson
 
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When a place gets crowded enough to require ID's, social collapse is not
far away.  It is time to go elsewhere.  The best thing about space travel
is that it made it possible to go elsewhere.
                -- R.A. Heinlein, "Time Enough For Love"
 
Linux Politics:  655 of 693

When a shepherd goes to kill a wolf, and takes his dog along to see
the sport, he should take care to avoid mistakes.  The dog has certain
relationships to the wolf the shepherd may have forgotten.
                -- Robert Pirsig, "Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance"
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