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I hope the ``Eurythmics'' practice birth control ...
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I hope you millionaires are having fun! I just invested half your life
savings in yeast!!
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I invented skydiving in 1989!
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I joined scientology at a garage sale!!
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I just forgot my whole philosophy of life!!!
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I just got my PRINCE bumper sticker ... But now I can't remember WHO he is ...
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I just had a NOSE JOB!!
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I just had my entire INTESTINAL TRACT coated with TEFLON!
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I just heard the SEVENTIES were over!! And I was just getting in touch
with my LEISURE SUIT!!
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I just remembered something about a TOAD!
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