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Linux Zippy

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Linux Zippy:  138 of 548

I can't decide which WRONG TURN to make first!!  I wonder if BOB
GUCCIONE has these problems!
 
Linux Zippy:  139 of 548

I can't think about that.  It doesn't go with HEDGES in the shape of
LITTLE LULU -- or ROBOTS making BRICKS ...
 
Linux Zippy:  140 of 548

I demand IMPUNITY!
 
Linux Zippy:  141 of 548

I didn't order any WOO-WOO ... Maybe a YUBBA ... But no WOO-WOO!
 
Linux Zippy:  142 of 548

I don't believe there really IS a GAS SHORTAGE.. I think it's all just
a BIG HOAX on the part of the plastic sign salesmen -- to sell more numbers!!
 
Linux Zippy:  143 of 548

... I don't know why but, suddenly, I want to discuss declining I.Q.
LEVELS with a blue ribbon SENATE SUB-COMMITTEE!
 
Linux Zippy:  144 of 548

I don't know WHY I said that ... I think it came from the FILLINGS in
my read molars ...
 
Linux Zippy:  145 of 548

... I don't like FRANK SINATRA or his CHILDREN.
 
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I don't understand the HUMOUR of the THREE STOOGES!!
 
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I feel ... JUGULAR ...
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