Linux Zippy

Don't hit me!!  I'm in the Twilight Zone!!!

Don't SANFORIZE me!!

Don't worry, nobody really LISTENS to lectures in MOSCOW, either! ...
FRENCH, HISTORY, ADVANCED CALCULUS, COMPUTER PROGRAMMING, BLACK
STUDIES, SOCIOBIOLOGY! ...  Are there any QUESTIONS??

Edwin Meese made me wear CORDOVANS!!

Eisenhower!!  Your mimeograph machine upsets my stomach!!

Either CONFESS now or we go to "PEOPLE'S COURT"!!

Everybody gets free BORSCHT!

Everybody is going somewhere!!  It's probably a garage sale or a
disaster Movie!!

Everywhere I look I see NEGATIVITY and ASPHALT ...

Excuse me, but didn't I tell you there's NO HOPE for the survival of
OFFSET PRINTING?