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Talking Pinhead Blues:
Oh, I LOST my ``HELLO KITTY'' DOLL and I get BAD reception on channel
TWENTY-SIX!!
Th'HOSTESS FACTORY is closin' down and I just heard ZASU PITTS has been
DEAD for YEARS.. (sniff)
My PLATFORM SHOE collection was CHEWED up by th' dog, ALEXANDER HAIG
won't let me take a SHOWER 'til Easter ... (snurf)
So I went to the kitchen, but WALNUT PANELING whup me upside mah HAID!!
(on no, no, no.. Heh, heh)
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TAPPING? You POLITICIANS! Don't you realize that the END of the "Wash
Cycle" is a TREASURED MOMENT for most people?!
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Tex SEX! The HOME of WHEELS! The dripping of COFFEE!! Take me to
Minnesota but don't EMBARRASS me!!
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Th' MIND is the Pizza Palace of th' SOUL
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Thank god!! ... It's HENNY YOUNGMAN!!
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The appreciation of the average visual graphisticator alone is worth
the whole suaveness and decadence which abounds!!
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The entire CHINESE WOMEN'S VOLLEYBALL TEAM all share ONE personality --
and have since BIRTH!!
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The fact that 47 PEOPLE are yelling and sweat is cascading down my
SPINAL COLUMN is fairly enjoyable!!
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The FALAFEL SANDWICH lands on my HEAD and I become a VEGETARIAN ...
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... the HIGHWAY is made out of LIME JELLO and my HONDA is a barbequeued
OYSTER! Yum!
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