Linux People

I allow the world to live as it chooses, and I allow myself to live as I
choose.

I always choose my friends for their good looks and my enemies for their
good intellects.  Man cannot be too careful in his choice of enemies.
                -- Oscar Wilde, "The Picture of Dorian Gray"

I always pass on good advice.  It is the only thing to do with it.
It is never any good to oneself.
                -- Oscar Wilde, "An Ideal Husband"

I always say beauty is only sin deep.
                -- Saki, "Reginald's Choir Treat"

I am an optimist.  It does not seem too much use being anything else.
                -- Winston Churchill

I am firm.  You are obstinate.  He is a pig-headed fool.
                -- Katharine Whitehorn

I am looking for a honest man.
                -- Diogenes the Cynic

"I am ready to meet my Maker.  Whether my Maker is prepared for the
great ordeal of meeting me is another matter."
                -- Winston Churchill

I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
                -- G.K. Chesterton

I call them as I see them.  If I can't see them, I make them up.
                -- Biff Barf